Thursday, August 27, 2009

waa.. it's late at night already.. by the way, to all scholars, congratulations!!!! As Mr. Nonono announced, yesterday marked the 2 months we've been studying in Uniten. I'm sure some of us are still wondering whether we are able to get the ticket for next year's flight to U.S... don't worry, I'm more worried than u...

Aha!! Talking about being worried, I know a guy ( and he knows that I know him) who take at least two sachets of coffee per night to keep himself awake until 3 a.m., particularly when a test is coming soon.. I have to agree, coffee is so strong that it can make u stay awake for the whole morning, so I take it too... until I found out that..


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Apples, not caffeine,



are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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So Kumar, you can throw away all your coffee sachets and start eating apples!

I also found out that-

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You burn more calories sleeping



than you do watching television.

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So, Mdm Nanda and Mdm Ramiza can tell Nigel to 'ganti' his gym sessions with evening naps. After all, they burn calories! And Nigel is tough already, what else does he want? More phone numbers of girls?

This leads me to this-------------

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.



(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)
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The girls are at.. the 'right' of the class. They are going...... the 'right' direction. And they have the right....... attitudes in mind. So, picking them is..... the right decision. Why go for the girls outside who will only disappoint you later?? Come on, Nigel.. you have the choice.


C^4....^_^


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